🚨 DO YOU HAVE THE WORST FUCKING ATTORNEYS? 🚨

🚨 DO YOUR ATTORNEYS BELIEVE THEY CAN'T ARREST A HUSBAND AND WIFE FOR THE SAME CRIME? 🚨

💸 DO YOUR ATTORNEYS SPEND $3,600 ON CANDLES AND CALL IT A BUSINESS EXPENSE? 💸

🏛️ DO YOUR ATTORNEYS COMMIT LIGHT TREASON AND CALL IT CORPORATE RESTRUCTURING? 🏛️

👨‍⚖️ DO YOUR ATTORNEYS KEEP GETTING OWNED IN COURT YET INSIST THEY ARE NOT OWNED? 👨‍⚖️

📝 DO YOUR ATTORNEYS SAY "WRITTEN COMMITMENTS AREN'T REAL"? 📝

💰 DO YOUR ATTORNEYS LOSE AT THE COST OF €4-8M AGAINST SPECIFIC LEGAL ADVICE JUST TO PROVE A POINT? 💰

⚠️ DO YOUR ATTORNEYS GET COURT-ORDERED TO UNDO A DECISION AND THEN JUST... NOT? ⚠️